Facts

Facts:

1) YouTube devours free time.

What’s that? You say you’re at work and you can’t remember the lyrics to the Muppet Babies theme song? Well that’s no problem. Just take a minute and hop over to YouTube. A couple of key strokes and you’ll be chair dancing to Saturday morning nostalgia. Okay, that’s done and it’s time to get back to work. But wait, there in the “suggestions” is the theme song to He-Man. Well, you have to check that out! Of course that leads to the Transformers theme which leads to a video of Megan Fox fighting the paparazzi. Suddenly an hour has passed and you’re watching hillbillies blindly praising Glenn Beck.

2) All men love the movie Tombstone.

Ladies try this little test. Ask any guy in your life if he’s seen the movie. I bet you a million Schrute bucks that he’ll respond with one of the following.
a) I’m your huckleberry
b) Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
c) You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it.

3) We assume Spiders are vengeful.

Does this sound familiar? You’re about to go to bed when you see a big nasty spider on the wall. You grab a magazine or a tissue and crush the sucker. You go to flush it away but you can’t find the body. You tell yourself that it’s gone but in your heart you know it’s in some corner somewhere, licking its wounds, planning its revenge. Good luck falling asleep.

--Schoonaert